If You Could Pick A Cartoon Chick …
Yeah, Marge Simpson is on the cover of Playboy Magazine … does anyone else think something is wrong with this? Yeah, exactly … Lois from Family Guy has a much better body!
I took to twitter last night and started tweeting about the hottest female cartoon characters … yeah, yeah, yeah, don’t judge me [LMAO]. Funny enough, other folks started joining in. I will pause (no seacrest) from throat chopping and give you my 1-5 best female cartoon bodies of all time, OF ALL TIME!
1. Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?): SELF EXPLANATORY!
2. Lois Griffin (Family Guy): She’s a straight CILF [LMAOOOOOO].
3. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons): She’s been holding it down for 20 years. While all the other female cartoon characters are rocking the hair down, Marge makes big hair look sexy.
4. Velma Dinkley (Scooby Doo): Don’t let that sweater, bowl cut and glasses fool you. Those are the female cartoon characters you need to look out for [LOL].
5. Betty Boop: She’s a classic! She’s been knocking it out in cartoon land for ages! I never thought she had the best face but definitely has the body.
Honorable mention: Jane Jetson (Jetsons), Betty Rubble (The Flinstones) and Cheetara (Thundercats)
Yeah, yeah, yeah … I just did that. Just jokes folks, just jokes.
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Jessica rabbit takes the cake Hands Down
Velma all day! Nerdy chick with a frame that’s thick. Word. Snickers!!
I am so glad you wrote this. I can now finally purge myself of a guilt I have carried with me for so long.
Back in the day, when I first saw Jessica Rabbit on the big screen, I got half a woody. And I felt so bad about it. I felt so dirty. And for all these years I have thought something was wrong with me. But know that I see she has had a similar effect on others, I don’t feel so bad.
And I never thought much about that Velma chick, but now that you mention it… Well you know.
Max your comments are HILARIOUS!!!!
Giggidy.