RUN THE TAPE: Lil Mama … sit yo simple ass down!

October 10, 2009
by throatchopu

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How you say you got caught up in the moment and someone tried to stop you before you got on stage? She was walking like a zombie tho! Those side braids must have been really, really tight! Lil Mama is officially the dumbest person on the face of this earth! (Okay, top 5 cause there are some other dumb asses out there). Why didn’t Beyonce lay hands on Lil Mama? (SIDEBAR: Dear Beyonce, in the future you need to throatchop a bitch if she’s about to ruin your mans show!)

Shame on you MTV for holding this clip for so long! You know she was dead ass wrong and you had the video to prove it. Anytime I hear Lil Mama say that she was caught up in the moment, I’m yelling out “RUN THE TAPE.” Hey Lil Mama, you know why Jay-Z and Alicia Keys won’t take your call? CAUSE BEYONCE TOLD THEM THE STORY ON HOW SHE TRIED TO STOP YOUR SIMPLE ASS!

Someone needs to do a movie/documentary and name that shit “Lil Mama Must Die” and exposure her talentless ass!

(caught the video via www.missjia.com … the original vid before editing was via @Stringqueen)

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