Pure Speculation: Analyzing Tiger Woods Car Accident
Yeah, yeah, yeah … I had to go there with some Tiger Woods commentary. You can also check some additional thoughts from my homegirl @thaladyblogga over at The Mad Bloggers.
UPDATE:
After canceling his third schedule interview with the police and the release of the 911 tape, Tiger Woods issued a statement. Honestly, I don’t know what went down with Tiger Woods on Friday morning causing this accident but damn this statement reads more like, “I love my wife. She was pissed. I crashed running like a bitch. I’m done cheating … for now. The end.” That’s just my interpretation after reading it however. Tell me what you think. Oh and Tiger if you’re reading this, sorry about the malicious rumors in my video, that’s irresponsible [LOL].
Tiger Woods issues statement on crash (AP)
Tiger Woods, who crashed his car into a neighbor’s tree early Friday morning, released the following statement Sunday afternoon on his Web site.“As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.
This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.
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LMAO @ “go get my 9″
She was prob’ly just showin’ Tiger how to perfect his swing and drew back a lil’ too far… allegedly.
-D!
tiger need to stop playing. i think allegedly he sank a put in another woman’s green and ole swiss miss cocoas knocked his caublinasian butt back to reality via a well placed driver. now they trying to hide it so tiger woods inc. doesnt suffer. however they are doing an AMAZINGLY bad job of making it go away. EPIC FAIL.