Caption This: “I guess Pokémon is the new black”
You know when actors show up on the red carpet looking crazy, you’d just assume they are getting ready for a new film role, right? Well, when Kelis (yes, that Kelis) showed up on the red carpet at the Data Awards in Hollywood in this outfit, I just assumed she was prepping for her role as cat woman in the new Batman. Or perhaps she’s the newest addition to the Pokémon family. I don’t know. What I do know is Lady Gaga wouldn’t wear this shit. And you know what? That says a lot, because Lady Gaga wears bird nest and lace curtains as outfits.
I sent this pic of Kelis aka the Fifth Element out for a caption on twitter. As usual, folks went in. Enjoy.
@seolatta: The milkshake has gone bad. Dayum!
@deefashonmajor: Whoever dressed kelis up as an avatar needs to be fired and blacklisted
@SmokingStar: The little “U” on her outfit are getting sucked into that vortex of a camel toe.
@Nooz_Junkie: She’s taking her love for Avatar too far. Rocking the pink Navi look (complete with braid) is not hot!
@DjCHADDUBZ: Chill son, those are the real #spacejams
@dfella: “Rocking the statue of liberty look with camel hoof heels…”
@MauiMescudi: “Has anybody seen Pikachu?”
@_peech: All I can hear is rick james saying “cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
@JonRaff: #Avawhore
@BennyBing: BREAKING NEWS: The first Black Avatar has been discovered on planet earth.
@Jcpoppe: “I have become the physical embodiment of Oochie Wally.”
@dicekiss: “This is what im REALLY doin with the child support money Nas! Ballinnnnnnnnnn!”
@CognacXE: Child Support Hero
@dfella: “Leonidas (nas), I am a generous god. I will make you milkshake beyond measure.”
@seechellez: Her superhero power is her expandable ponytail & her camel toe, she’ll lasso u in & it’ll swallow you!
@_peech: Kelis’ stylist: “Okay everyone, i’m turning off the lights, you have 17 seconds to put an outfit together in the dark! it’ll be fun!”
@terrencejohnsON: The thing is NOT to do acid when designing clothes
@iGo2Far: She’s on her way to audition for Avatar 2: The Hood Strikes Back
@Hurrikane_IKE: The Megatron Dominatrix
@neisha429: Shit shouldve used that blue body paint….Now I’m stuck with this avatar look
@LadyBlogga: Kelis “That man bitch and that crazy heffa ain’t got shit on me. Let me see y’all try this. Dino-couture”
@terrencejohnsON: I see a hoof, and I’m not talking about those demonic platform shoes
@SmokingStar: What happens when the Statue of Liberty and a horse eat acid while listening to Barry White.
@__LadyJ__: Kelis:”Lets see these new bishes top this crazy sh*t! RiRi and Gaga better know their roles!”
@215Esoterica: Oh look…Ariel is all grown up
@jcpoppe: “I really hope Lady Gaga notices me. I won’t pull out of a tour with her.”
@TheSP_Iam: Wow, that’s toe-tally worth 50k/month
@stabYOassbish: *thinks to self* If I dress the part, maybe theyll cast me in Avatar 2!
@Roshiii: Maybe the illuminati rejected her so she’s she desperately trying to be a part of Young Money
@Tai_Li: The same thing happened when they let Mr. Ed dress himself…only his hooves weren’t as high.
@JoNada: This is what Nas’ child support money is really funding? the revival of Cats the Musical?
@HighDefN: Oh I wish i had a roll in Star Trek lookin ass
@x3_gary: She looks like Amber Rose. On Speed.
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