Understanding Lil Wayne’s “charm”
A random thought …
Lil Wayne is a baby making machine. The Census will show a column for “babies created by Lil Wayne” this go-round in their report. His household might mess around and get another Representative in Congress.
I’ve said it a few times that hospitals have begun to put “Dwayne Carter” on birth certificates if mothers claim the father is unknown. It’s an 80% chance they are right.
But sometimes, Lil Wayne is the father *Maury voice*
Which leads to the question, why do women sleep with Lil Wayne? Well, some like troll sex, so that answers for Toya. But for the rest, why do they do it? It’s simple, if you think of Young Money as The Jungle Book. And Lil Wayne is Kaa. You remember Kaa in the Jungle Book? Yep, that’s right, the snake. The smooth talking hypnotic snake that some how convinced you to do things you just didn’t want to do. In this case, 9 months later you have a Lil Wayne.
Makes sense now, huh?
So, I guess if you look at Young Money as the Jungle Book and Lil Wayne is Kaa, Birdman would be Baloo and Drake would be Mowgli aka the Man Cub. Guess that leaves Nicki Minaj as the chick the Man Cub was chasing.
Hey, it’s just a theory.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!! DEAD x 2!!! That’s all I have to say about that! OH, and in MY case… Lil Wayne IS NOT THE FATHER!!! Hmm, go figure!
This shit hurrr… Lmaooo
i will never understand his charm… money doesn’t make dudes sexy to me, it just means they can afford my attention in public… (i kid, i kid)
lil wayne = grossy mcgrossface
Woman I know: “I think Lil Wayne is sooooo sexy”
Me: “I think he looks like a gremlin”
Woman I know: “Yeah, he’s ugly, but goddamn I love his swagger”
Using this logic, I’m gonna smash myself in the face with a hammer a few times, but I’m gonna act like I’m the coolest motherfucker in the world. I anticipate that this move will get me ABSOLUTELY NO PUSSY BECAUSE I STILL DON’T HAVE MONEY.
Point being, “swagger” is code for “wallet”.